lesbwian:

Disney keeps making movies about evil corporations that exploit people but they’re the evil corporation that exploits people

(via strawbebbynya)

SO in order to maintain my status as a ‘homestuck blog’. I just want to say that I started reading the epilogues but got about to the part where dirk takes over the narrative before I basically went ‘nah this is stupid’ and stopped

For all intents and purposes I have now replaced ‘canon’ in my head with my own damn stabdads-centric urban magic au and its going to stay that way

anotherpokemontrainermain:

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lesbianoctoling:

catlips001:

garbage-empress:

catlips001:

garbage-empress:

catlips001:

garbage-empress:

😳 what if we accidentally kissed 😳

in the garage 🙈

My dad said ok but not to touch his power tools or else I’m grounded

😳😳what if we accidentally knocked over his 20 year old cordless drill while kissing in the garage 🙈

*cries while kissing* I'MSOGONNAGETGROUNDEDFORTHIS

😳🙈what if this was all a dream and you woke up in your bed ungrounded and everything was fine? 😳

THEKISSWASN'TREAL

@dykitten

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dankmemeuniversity:

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yassmines:

me and all my friends take turns using our 1 brain cell the way the fates all shared that one eyeball like

(via grimsy)

pleasedontsqueezetheshhh:

notentirely:

no idea if this is true, but it feels true

I heard an interview, can’t remember the psychologist, but he was explaining this idea and encouraging people to stop and take a deep breath and literally drink in small moments like you’re a dryass plant when something is ever satisfactory, positive, mildly successful, randomly joyful so your brain can code and integrate that experience because our natural lizard brain will quickly tape over it with mostly unnecessary negative survival shit. Sounds dumb and dorky but sometimes I remember this when I’m feeling good about a moment because our cave brains are still catching up with modern life without sabertooths. I like that it’s not just a pollyanna gosh just be more positive thing but more of a legit brain wiring phenomenon can be gradually hacked through small behavioral changes.

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logarto:

all pets should only be named after the following

1. nonliving objects (toast, toothbrush, carpet, ect)
2. full entire name of historic celebrities
3. famous characters from pre-contemporary fiction

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